May 24nd
The
Today I was going to do the

If Christ was alive, he’d probably live here

That’s not bad for a fast patch job if I say
so myself
Bernini designed St. Peter’s Square so that 400,000 people that could all simultaneously have a view of the pope. That Egyptian obelisk in the center belonged to Caligula and probably blocks the view for at least a few hundred hypothetical pope-watchers.
Speaking of Bernini, I just found this closeup of the Rape of Proserpine (remember, my picture came out blurry). It really does a good job of capturing the detail he put into his sculptures:

For some reason they have a very particular entry path set up that channels you around and about the whole Basilica before you can go in. Along the way you go under the church and see a whole gallery of buried popes. A group of people have set up camp around John Paul II’s tomb to pray (and scowl at anyone who tries to walk around them).
There were a couple of clowns (er - Swiss guards) right before we went inside.
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Swiss Guards Hot
Dog on a Stick girls
For some reason these guys were
scolding the tourists taking photos of them.
The tourists kept on taking photos but they didn’t do anything more than
just wave their hands about a bit, spout some frustrated Italian and look stern,
so I’m not sure what they were upset about.
Maybe it’s just the hot-dog-on-a-stick uniforms they have to wear and
the fact that the real
After the run-around I finally got inside. Yeah, it’s big. In a slightly arrogant demonstration, they’ve got a line running the floor of the nave. It is marked by little stars that measure the length of other ‘major’ churches of the world. This is just so you can see how much bigger St. Peter’s is by comparison.
The sights included an early Michelangelo sculpture and a cool Bernini tomb.

The
sculpture, La Pieta, was behind glass and entirely too far away to really see
properly, but looking at this wikipedia photo, it’s actually pretty nice.
In
the tomb of Pope Alexander VII you can see the skeletal Death, caught up in the
folds of fabric but thrusting forth his hourglass
Also on display were, a wax-preserved pope (John XXIII), a Bernini alter made from bronze stolen from the Pantheon and some great popes as superheroes:
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Nanna nanna nanna nanna Pope-Man! |
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Looking down the length of the nave, you can see the partitions set up around the measuring line. Way down at the end is Bernini’s Gloria, which appears to use translucent amber colored stones to very nice effect. |
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Benediction of Tony
Right around the time I was walking past the main alter, underneath the Dome, I felt something on my shoulder. I looked up and discovered it was just a little bit of God dripping down on me.
This next painting was so silly I wanted to make some clever caption for it, but it was so sad I found I was unable. I guess that’s true for senility in general.

At one point I made a b-line for an exclusive looking room. A guard indicated that this room was for prayer only. I assured him that was why I was going in. So, when I got inside I prayed. Not something I was planning to do, but hey, I was in St. Peter’s Basilica. Getting out was the hard part. I looked really solemn, touched my nose and then slipped out.
Just as the crowds were beginning to obstruct all movement I was back outside and looking for the stairs to the ‘cupola’, the very top of the dome. The first stop was a balcony at the base of the dome where I took this picture on the left before slipping up through a narrow passage squeezed between the inner and outer layers of the dome wall.
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From the balcony Between the domes
It was hot and cramped near the top and as people began to accumulate on both sides I was praying that a fat old person hadn’t died and become wedged up ahead. Luckily nobody died and I made in onto the very small cupola.

View of St. Peter’s Square
From here you can see the
So that about does it for St.
Peter’s Basilica. There are gardens, but
I could see them all from the cupola and they didn’t really look worthy of a
tour. The next logical stop was the